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This sharp looking vest will bring out your inner Dapper Dan. It is unlined black denim and has a plain back that lands at the waist. The vibrant red lapels and fold over collar are brushed denim. It has a unique front closure consisting of velvet loops. You can untie these if you need extra room for pizza. The lapel has more buttons then the teeth in your mouth. Unless you’re a shark. Or a lawyer. Or are they one and the same?
Okay, okay. No jokes. I have some wonderful friends who are lawyers. Or use to…. Now they are probably going to sue me. But they will be looking good if they sue me while wearing this fancy item.